Monday, April 21, 2008

Another Funny....

Okay a couple of weeks ago the boys (Allen & Landon) and I where shopping at Wal-mart. I was over by the kids section looking at something or another when I heard this little old lady just a giggling. I didn't think much of it at the time. I just smiled and turned back around to whatever I was doing. But she continued and she just got more and more tickled. So I decided that I better see what's so darn funny. I turn and what do I see... oh yes it's my very own son Allen! Now, you have to really picture this in your mind. Ladies under garments are directly behind the children's section. So I turn to see my son standing at a whole rack of bras. Both hands placed directly on one and squeezing his little heart out. Now, his face was lite up like it was Christmas morning, just pure joy. Now, once I realized what the heck was going on, in pure embarrassment, I said Allen get your butt over here. All the while this little old lady is getting more and more tickled. All I could do was just shake my head and I said to her, "boys will be boys, huh?" She agreed and just chuckled. As I walked away very quickly, I had to laugh myself. He sadly hung on the cart and looked at me and said, "am I in big trouble?" As I tried to just not bust out laughing myself, I said "no but lets not do that again, it's really not that appropriate." He quickly said, "well I just love those." Boy does that start early or what? I'm thinking dang am I in trouble or what? Later... I thought this is what I should have done. In my mom bull horn voice, I should have said, "FREEZE SON... PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN SLOWLY AND BACK AWAY FROM THE BOOBS!!!!" Wouldn't that have been great? That little old lady might have wet her pants... he he he.... If I could have only been thinking a little more clearly. Ya know that made her day. She probably told everyone she knew about the little boy squeezing the bras at Wal-mart in pure delight. At least, she was a nice one and didn't give a lecture about what a pervert he was. I had to tell you guys this because yet again today we were walking through there, not really thinking about the previous episode, but looking for Hailey a new one, when he grabs my hand and says, "mom....(little sigh) I just love this place!" Now, what's a mom to think. I just about wet my own self. The boy is infatuated with boobs I guess. I just never realized it started this early. For goodness sakes he's 5! 5 I said! So I guess my lesson for the day is that I must steer clear of the bra area at all costs! I mean Gemini crickets...

3 comments:

Sharon said...

LOL! I nearly fell out of my chair reading about Allen! Y'all start 'em out young in Texas.... you might just have your hands full with that one. Too funny! Loved his comment on your return trip to Allen's favorite place.

SouthAsiaRocks said...

oh my goodness! That's about the funniest thing I've ever read! hahaha! I can just picture it - it's so funny!!! That's hilarious!!! I laughed like crazy!!

Bronie said...

bwahahahahaha! at least it was empty! : D