Saturday, December 22, 2007
My little elfs.....
Posted by Misty at 7:02 PM 4 comments
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Missing out...
Posted by Misty at 1:15 PM 2 comments
Monday, December 17, 2007
Couple More...
Posted by Misty at 3:12 PM 3 comments
Christmas Pictures
Posted by Misty at 3:05 PM 3 comments
Friday, December 07, 2007
Look Who's Walkin....
Posted by Misty at 2:10 PM 3 comments
Thursday, December 06, 2007
Letter to Santa....
Dear Santa,
I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited their doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years.
Here are my Christmas wishes:
I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze; but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store.
I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy.
If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music; a television that doesn't broadcast any programs containing talking animals; and a refrigerator with a secret compartment behind the crisper where I can hide to talk on the phone.
On the practical side, I could use a talking doll that says, "Yes, Mommy" to boost my parental confidence, along with five kids who don't fight and three pairs of jeans that will zip all the way up without the use of power tools.
I could also use a recording of Tibetan monks chanting "Don't eat in the living room" and "Take your hands off your brother," because my voice seems to be just out of my children's hearing range and can only be heard by the dog.
If it's too late to find any of these products, I'd settle for enough time to brush my teeth and comb my hair in the same morning, or the luxury of eating food, warmer than room temperature without it being served in a Styrofoam container.
If you don't mind, I could also use a few Christmas miracles to brighten the holiday season. Would it be too much trouble to declare ketchup a vegetable? It will clear my conscience immensely. It would be helpful if you could coerce my children to help around the house without demanding payment as if they were the bosses of an organized crime family.
Well, Santa, the buzzer on the dryer is ringing and my son saw my feet under the laundry room door. I think he wants his crayon back. Have a safe trip and remember to leave your wet boots by the door and come in and dry off so you don't catch cold.
Help yourself to cookies on the table but don't eat too many or leave crumbs on the carpet.
Yours Always,
MOM
P.S. One more thing...you can cancel all my requests if you can keep my children young enough to believe in Santa.
Posted by Misty at 8:27 AM 3 comments
Monday, December 03, 2007
Dallas Cowboy...
Posted by Misty at 12:35 PM 2 comments
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
It's begingin to look alot like Christmas....
Posted by Misty at 9:53 AM 7 comments
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Allen's 5th Birthday....
Posted by Misty at 8:30 AM 3 comments
Snow....
Posted by Misty at 8:26 AM 2 comments
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Sweet Baby Bottoms....
Posted by Misty at 4:33 PM 3 comments
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
More from this weekend...
Okay, I know this picture is awful but when I put it on here I thought it was a little better. But now I can't seem to remove it. It was one of those I took myself, ya know how those are. But it looked so much better when it was smaller. So I guess we're just stuck looking at it. Sorry!
Posted by Misty at 1:46 PM 3 comments
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Lauren's 9th Birthday...
Posted by Misty at 5:04 PM 3 comments
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Cutie Patootii....
Posted by Misty at 9:57 PM 2 comments
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Oh how I love the Giraffes...
Posted by Misty at 9:16 PM 1 comments
Monday, November 05, 2007
My first cookie....
Posted by Misty at 10:39 AM 2 comments