Take me away....

Okay for all you mommies... You'll totally appreciate this and get where I'm coming from with this one. I don't know about you guys but I NEVER have a moments peace, not even in the bathroom. Not even if I have to, excuse me, for lack of a better word, poo! They just don't care! They are right in there right in the midst of it talking ninety to nothin.... and now Landon is the worst, God forbid I should be out of his sight. I might just leave him ya know. Are ya feelin me??? Well, we've been passing this stomach bug around and I just didn't feel well, so I decided try to take a nap but gave up after about the third time one of the kids came to ask a question or discuss something with me so then I decided to take a hot bath. It was at the end of Landon's nap so I took the baby monitor to the girls and said listen for him and get him if he wakes up. Well... I hadn't even got the tub filled when I hear the door knob rattling. I knew who it was because see he can open all the doors now so I bought those door knob locks for the bath rooms and outside doors. So he stands there and spins them. So I quickly turned off my water and thought if I be real quite he'll give up and think I'm not in here and go play. I know I'm a bad mommy. But instead this is what I heard...

Landon: whispering- "momma"; "Momma"; "Mommy"
Again but different in case I didn't hear the first ten times... "Moommaa";"MOMMA!" Spin, spin, spin, spin of the door handle.

Then I hear little pitter patter of his feet run off and I think okay good he gave up. But no, I hear him say, "Hey-Bear!" (that's what he calls Hailey, short for Hailey bear) "Hey-Bear mear!" "Hey-Bear mear!" But she gave him no response so he gave up and came back. I think he was trying to get her help to open the door but she wouldn't help him. So then, I heard him sit down by the door and then I saw his little fingers run under the door. I still never said a word. I know, bad bad mommy! Then this is what I heard...

whispering again... "o momma... I nee see u"
"o momma... pweez" "I nee see u"
tap tap tap on door ever so gently...

I was trying so hard not to giggle, be mad or jump up and open the door because he was so stinkin cute. But I really wanted just a few quite moments! I know I was being selfish!

still whispering and tapping ever so gently "momma, momma... pweez... i nee uuuu pweez momma!"

So what's a momma to do? I got out and let the poor baby in. I mean, it was bad, he nee see his momma! I open the door and he said, "o dere u r momma, I see u!" as he hugged me. What's a momma to do?